How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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