Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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