this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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