Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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