Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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