when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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