Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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