Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
All the doctor said was why
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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