Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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