How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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