In the future we'll all be gay
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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