Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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