Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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