why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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