If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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