If that was your dad, he is hot
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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