Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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