I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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