end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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