Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Pińatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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