would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
she peed on how many people?
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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