chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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