I bet he comes in French.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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