I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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