She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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