Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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