what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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