So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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