she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Alive.
So much puke
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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