I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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