I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm passing your future prison.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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