They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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