Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I think I died a long time ago.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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