the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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