susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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