im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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