she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
please don't ironically join a cult
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