Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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