Me. At least after what I've been through.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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