I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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