do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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