It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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