By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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