Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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