I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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