I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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