I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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