I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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