worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
you will always have a special place in my vag
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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