He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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