i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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