i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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