if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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