As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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