I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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