there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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